The Jacks – quotes

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to…the police
and your girlfriend.
–Jack Nicholson

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me.
And what is a younger woman? I mean, I’m pretty old. Almost everyone
is younger.
–Jack Nicholson

I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.
–Jack Nicholson

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class
Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
–Jack Nicholson

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung
or claw your way to the top. It’s sure been tough on my nails.
–Jack Nicholson

“If I don’t have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible
headache.” –President John Kennedy